thatgleekywholockianhead:

but-its-the-solar-system:

comtessedebussy:

gondolin-maid:

neraiutsuze:

wallmakerrelict:

boazpriestly:

dammitcaswecanfixthis:

freakingpotter:

holymotherofrowling:

oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds

this is SO BAD

HAHAHAHA. Our fanfiction are WAY better. Pfff.

Oh god, I write better smut than this. I could be a published writer.

Dude, I hardly ever write porn and I know I can write better than this shit.

and then he put his sex inside my sex and we had sex

AS HE RIPS THROUGH MY VIRGINITY

i laugh so i do not cry

This is actually good for my self esteem. Now excuse me while I go fill some kinkmeme prompts with good porn.

fanfic writers: what not to do. 

(I’ve lost count of the number of times rebecca has said “oh my god”)

I AM BETTER THAN THIS. THIS IS SHAMEFUL.

Why aren’t “A Cure for Boredom” and “Performance in a Leading Role” New York Times Bestsellers? THEY DESERVE IT. THIS IS SHIT.

I’ve never even had sex (in the PIV sense) and I can write better porn.

I literally shook my head in surprise when I read the word Aargh! And who says, “You’re so tight” during sex? And I have to say, describing the loss of virginity is backwards here. The pain rips through you while the heiman is pinched…

Oh god… what is my life?

(Source: crispycheezefriez)

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    Do people really think about “acclimatizing” when they’re fucking?

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    the author isn’t a very good writer.

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    I normally skim lemons in fanfics…buT THIS IS NOT WORTHY OF EVEN BEING CALLED SMUT.

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    Oh hey look I queued this back just before 50 Shades got super popular and I actually know what it was. Weird. I thought...

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