oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
HAHAHAHA. Our fanfiction are WAY better. Pfff.
Oh god, I write better smut than this. I could be a published writer.
Dude, I hardly ever write porn and I know I can write better than this shit.
and then he put his sex inside my sex and we had sex
AS HE RIPS THROUGH MY VIRGINITY
i laugh so i do not cry
This is actually good for my self esteem. Now excuse me while I go fill some kinkmeme prompts with good porn.
fanfic writers: what not to do.
(I’ve lost count of the number of times rebecca has said “oh my god”)
I AM BETTER THAN THIS. THIS IS SHAMEFUL.
Why aren’t “A Cure for Boredom” and “Performance in a Leading Role” New York Times Bestsellers? THEY DESERVE IT. THIS IS SHIT.
I’ve never even had sex (in the PIV sense) and I can write better porn.
I literally shook my head in surprise when I read the word Aargh! And who says, “You’re so tight” during sex? And I have to say, describing the loss of virginity is backwards here. The pain rips through you while the heiman is pinched…
Oh god… what is my life?
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