October 2011
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push up in pairs to the horizon: so I enjoy... →
eyesfullofketchup:
I think they’re fun, I think they’re exciting, I think it’s pretty cool how they make my heart feel so full. They’re good. They’re nice. But I think that as long as I have friends and as long as there’s people in my life I can have sex with, I’d rather just stay single.
It’s so nice to be single!…
Im 19, and this is how I feel.
September 2011
my roommates dont know what reddit is. i am going...
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Just watched Grey’s.
I hate Derek so much now. Seriously. This is like second season all over again. And fourth. And a little bit of five too.
MISS LEAA
you have no ask button. So here I am talking to you. Yes! My Monroe is real. :)
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shipklainedemort:
limabeanlovers:
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I watch WHCD late at night.
Personally, i like when Stephen Colbert does his jokes. I mean, he had more material, but Seth Meyers wasnt hitting the right spots.
Wanda Sykes took her nipple joke too far. but I give her props for doing it in the first two minutes. But I like her ragging on Bush. It was funny.
Oh God, Jay Leno. I just all around hate him. And his set was so much like the Tonight Show.. I just really dislike...
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just spent the last hour or so liking everything on Miss Robin’s facebook.
i feel accomplished even though I cant feel my legs.
thatsupergleekywholockianhead asked: FALL BALL IS NOVEMBER 19TH!!!
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I now have a new source for all my hipster music.
Its too underground for you. Pitchfork has got nothing on this.
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IF THEY SCREW UP EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY...
I want the hottie playing the guitar to be a glee...
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“Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via rorysdeadagain)
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Here is where I tell you about my first day of...
So I only had one class today and I like that. It means I get to sleep in late and have time for homework before and after class. My professor is super awkward and I love it. He really likes what he teaches and gets really into what hes talking about. The books for that class are awesome as they are mostly Greek and a little something else. The only thing Im not excited for in that class is...
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I am so fucking funny.
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After reblogging that campy Batman post, I decided...
hermoninny-loves-roonil-wazlib:
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Watcharimuse:
-armie-hammer:
J. Edgar (2011) Official Trailer
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BEN KLING: Louis C.K. has this joke →
benkling:
about a lion who describes humans as wide-eyed, terrified, screaming maniacs. (It’s a lot funnier when he tells it, but that’s the gist of it.)
The joke, although I’m sure you get it, is that since the lion frightens people, he only encounters frightened people, and therefore believes that people…
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after a lot of internal debate, Im getting a Monroe. I need to look around at prices. Right now, Im looking at 52.
This is so exciting.
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“do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do...”
– Robin obviously thinks I should get a Monroe.
“Thats a penis!”
– Arielle via Skype
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