i-remember-there-was-mist: I’m just going to say. If you had a masked murderer in your midst. Dropping chandeliers, hanging stagehands, stealing sopranos. Throwing a masked ball is a pretty gutsy move.
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur:... →
code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: subliminal-mind-duck: John Green’s car breaks down The Fault in Our Cars John Green gets locked in a pub The Fault in Our Bars John Green writes a strongly…
"I didn't choose the thieving life,
Gandalf the Grey chose it for me.”
lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole
chiazu: stark-spangled: pockytardis: HOW THE...
doctorwho: kia-kaha-winchesters: runaeveena: By this saturday, supernatural, sherlock, doctor who, homestuck, and the english hetalia will all be on hiatus simultaneously. You have been warned. The fanageddon is near what’s a hiatus?
rabioheab: my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out
onlyalittlelion: Tywin Lannister is like Oprah only instead of cars he gives out really shitty marriages
n3ck-deep: If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
pati79: 827125: kawaiisquad: What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself? Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.